thom day is back

In a crossover worthy of Allen Iverson himself, I am presenting here my latest contribution to my other most worthy endeavor: ClassicChad.com. What’s ClassicChad.com you ask? Better question: What isn’t ClassicChad.com? Next question.

Chad is a man. But so much more. Chad is anything and everything. Chad is… chad. He’s a likely body double for Robin Williams. He’s a wink and a smile. He’s a cardboard sign that attempts to say Bundaberg, but truly says possible rapist. He’s the fine line between love and hate. He’s a man who found the one thing, that once put in his mouth, is only rivaled by a man’s penis in ultimate gayness. He’s a man who refuses to wear a hat that can be described as a Kangol, or a beret, causing the creation of the fashion phenomenon, the Kangeret. He’s the glue that forever binds four roguish boys from England, and three of America’s finest bachelors, into a super-team reminiscent of The Justice League of America. The Seven Samurai. The seven coolest characters from Ocean’s 11. The Seven Deadly Sins. S Club 7. All rolled into one ragtag band of brothers, skating through life on a patch of ice called a dream. A true Flying V. He’s a man who proves eloquently, that you can let the passion pop, but you can never pop the passion. To Chad.